My New Year Resolutions

2011 is about to end and the much hyped 2012 is knocking at my doorstep. It's time to flow with the flow. But, to ensure that next year is as fruitful and prosperous as it can be, the universe demands a little preparation. Ladies and gentleman, with great pleasure I present to you - My New Year Resolutions

All resolutions invariably mean leaving privileges and comforts. What privilege and comfort should I forgo this time? It doesn't make sense to promise something I cannot fulfill nor does it make sense to undertake something with no positive returns.

So, my carefully chosen new year resolutions for 2012:

#1. I promise to be more productive. May be I'll try my hand in art history, humanities & the social sciences, cooking, etc.
#2. A little less hypocriticism. 

#3. Will try to get into some kind of a relationship.

#4. And decrease my waist to a less humiliating size. 

Only time will tell whether I shall be able to accomplish these or not. Number-3 definitely looks insurmountable and so does number-4. Lets see. I'll let you know on this same occasion next year.

What's your new year resolution?

HAPPY NEW YEAR