Discriminated

An absurd view of the world as I see it. Nothing in this writing is meant to be true neither is any meaning/view implied. It is, at best, my attempt to be humorous and should be read only in that context.

For eons men have dominated our society, they have exerted domination over the downtrodden female class. Although existence of exceptions to this rule are rumored, but have not been validated(i.e, to the best of my knowledge). For instance, I have been told that there is a certain society in our country where women/mothers are the heads of the family. In this society, when people marry it's not the bride who is bidden farewell from home but it's the bridegroom who is forced to move to his in-laws' house.(Note: If this were to happen to me, I would only marry Bill Gates' daughter. An afterthought: I think I might be able to make it work even with the Tata's or the Ambani's !).

Before I go any further, I would like to state here, for the record, that I am a total egalitarian. I believe in the equality of all people. So, when I see discrimination, be it anywhere, my blood boils within me. Lets take the case of queues in public places. You must have noticed there are always two of them - one for the ladies and another for the gents. So far, so good. But imagine this, you are in a queue and there are no ladies. You wait for about an hour for your turn and still there are no ladies, which is bad because you have nothing to stare at. And as you just get to the front, a girl walks in. Naturally,it's her turn. You'll say to yourself, "I have waited for an hour, I suppose I can wait another minute. In the meantime, I can look at her pretty pretty face". She finishes her business and as you are about to be serviced, the window is shut closed on your face with a sign-board "Lunch time". And the 'another minute' becomes another hour. Please tell me, who's the victim of discrimination here?

Have you ever taken a city bus in Guwahati? Have you seen the price of JEE forms this year? Did you know about the women's reservation bill in parliament and other state legislatures? Have you seen faces of your friend when they were dumped by their girlfriends? Have you seen the laboratory marks of your female friends?....etc, etc.

I could keep rambling on and on, but I'll save it for other (useful)issues. I'll say this though, 'the biggest discriminator of all is nature itself. ' Do you know what happens when you eat more food then required? Your body turns it into fat and stores it for future use. In case of men, they are all stored around your tummy, making you fat and disgusting. Whereas, in women they get stored in all the right places(if you know what I mean), making them more beautiful and Angelina Jolie like. F***ing unfair, man! , f***ing unfair!